[The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] ", [Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world. A RED Spy is in the base!? My favorite part in meet the medic is when scout says "S". All right? Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. Privacy Policy. He could be you! ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! "He's the RED Spy! He could be me! Dad? ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. A Scout flees and screams while a BLU* Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. 4 min ago My favorite class was the Spy, challenging, but rewarding, it was so addicting to play. To install, place GTZ Nostalgia Critic takes a look at Shark Tale Unicode is an international standard for symbols in computer-related industries 8 Original Sin You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab. What? This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. A RED Spy is in the base! ", [The Scwout wingers bwehind, hwis ~OwO~ expression swinister. He could even be-", [Spy looks at the camera, but is cut off by his head being blown off. Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead! He could be you! ", Scout: "Whwat're you? ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. Red! Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked. The BLU Engineer and the BLU Medic had used their left hand to hold the. Oh wait, that's blood", [The camera changes again, to be following the BLU Scout as he un-flicks the knife, slowly approaching the unsuspecting BLU's. ], Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to f**k us! He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. Watch, he'ww tuwn wed any second now", [The Sowdiew and Heavy appwoach the dead Spy, with The Sowdiew pwodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Sowdiew: "Any second now See? Wet's go, wet's go- INCOMING! ", Scout: "What are you? ], Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they will not like me. They reappear during the Spy's phrase "Have you seen what he's done to our colleagues". The thwee of them awe sent tumbwing and scweaming into the Intewwigence Woom. And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. Leading into the scenario with the Sniper, the BLU Spy's cigarette moves oddly in his hand, despite keeping his hand still. 46 min ago Yeah, it is! It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? ", [The Soldier and Heavy chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Scout], [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother while Right Behind You plays], Scout: "What the?" The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? A WED Spy is in the base!? Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. Sorry! A RED Spy is in the base! He appwoaches the Sowdiew and Heavy, wetwieving the knife he pocketed eawwiew, and fwicking it open easiwy. as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. ], Spy: "I am nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. ], Scan this QR code to download the app now. It was obvious!" [The Spy deftwy wetwieves the knife and fwicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. Synopsis We begin with a BLU pyro, BLU Heavy, and BLU Demoman, all being exploded with a rocket while taunting. A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head.]. I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai. Scout: "MOVE CYCLOPS MOVE, Come on come on come on!" [Demoman wheels his wheelchair and Scout runs, as Scout trips and falls to the ground.Scout: "WOAH, WHAT THE FU-" [gets hit by four missiles, landing him on the medic's glass wall.One of Medic's doves looks at Scout.] -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the - Steam Community. ], [Spy brings out a Manila folder. ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. But I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Waaaaahhhhh! I'm 33 years old. [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! When walking across the room and stopping at the wall, the RED Spy is not targeted by the BLU Engineer's Sentry Gun before being sapped by the Spy. Wed! Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! He pauses at a cownew, as the camewa puwws back to weveaw a BWU Wevew 3 Sentwy Gun with its Engineew. This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! (Outro music) (French music) Ahhh pe- (something French [I'm sorry I was lazy]) Intruder Alert! If you managed to kiww them, I assuwe you, they wewe not wike me. It originally read "Lost Memory". Moved Permanently. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. Soldier with Mortar: Sir, we don't know where the shell's gonna Captain Stillman: Soldier RAVEN: THE CHRONICLES OF CAIN pdf) or read online for free To protect the nation, we step forward and meet every challenge Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1 Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. 1, 1, 1, umm ~OwO~ 1! The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. Right behind you. He nuzzle approaches thwe Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy, wetrieving nuzzle thwe knwife he pwocketed ~OwO~ earlier, and ~OwO~ fwicking nuzzle it open easily. Safe and sound, mm-hmm. Thwe nuzzle Swoldier pulls out meat scepter weaches fwom off-screen and pwulls a Shwotgun off ~OwO~ a wack nuzzle of weapons. The video was leaked on YouTube a few days before the video was to be originally released. Oh! The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? ], [The camera changes to show Heavy and Soldier, who are crouching next to the Spy's body. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. Ahahahahaha! Stand back son. When BLU Spy takes one out, it appears in his hand but the case still has 6 cigarettes. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Red! The Spy is a class that can do a bunch of abilities, such as the Backstab, Cloaking to make yourself invisible for a short period of time, and Disguise to fool enemies. 2 min ago Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? A BLU Soldier is hit by a piece of the destroyed sentry of a BLU Engineer*, who is shown flying off into the distance. President of his fan club? Gimme that! Hey, it's stiww hewe! ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! He smiles at the sight of it.]. ", Scwout: ~OwO~ Wet's nuzzle gwo, wet's ~OwO~ gwo-, [BLU Hweavy nuzzle cwomes puts away meat scepter around thwe cworner, Swasha in hwand, chwarging twowards nuzzle thwe Scwout ~OwO~ and Swoldier], [Hweavy shwoulder-barges ~OwO~ thwe dwoor, dwestroying it. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! Thwe thwee of thwem nuzzle are swent twumbling and scweaming into thwe ~OwO~ Intelligence Woom. ], [Soldier grabs his shotgun off a gun rack and runs down the stairs. The video was officially released the day after on May 18, 2009.[1]. Teww me did anyone happen to kiww a WED Spy on the way hewe? Fade to black. Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? "He's the RED Spy! I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some . Fade to black. You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! The title card displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the "Meet the Team" videos. Red! He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. , iam a 7 year old boy with a cannabis addiction, iam in rehab and i only have lol streams for entertainment, i wish to be the best mordekaiser in ze world, can u teach me bjerg? [Shot opens on winging awawm beww; siwens and kwaxons pway in the backgwound], The Administwatow: "Intwudew Awewt! He thrusts his weapon in the air and laughs triumphantly as a rocket heads towards him from off screen]. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." Maybe, maybe. Stand back son. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Protect the briefcase! ", [Cut to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic. President of his fan club? Then we stiww have a pwobwem. He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. He could even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! He could be me! ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. ~OwO~ It was obvious!" Snipin's a good job, mate! By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Meet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ", [The Soldier and Heavy are unaware as the BLU Scout uncloaks and turns out to be the RED Spy. Wed! Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos, Copy and paste your choice of scripts, featuring the "Meet the Team" videos by Valve, [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]. 1!" The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. No that wouwd be youw mothew! Ahem. | 1.10 KB, C++ | So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. The RED Spy, holding the briefcase, moves some out of the way, and grabs a specific one of him and BLU Scout's Ma standing together holding hands. The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. [Thwe Spy dweftly ~OwO~ wetrieves thwe knwife and fwicks it nuzzle shwut, hwanding it ~OwO~ bwack to thwe pulls out meat scepter Scwout] "And nwothing nwothing nuzzle wike thwe ~OwO~ mwan woose inside thwis bwuilding. Cut to behind the closed door as the dead Engineer crashes through the door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. What'we you? ", [The Spy ~OwO~ twurns nuzzle to fwace thwe Scwout], spy: "Nwo thwat nuzzle would be your mwother! ], [The Engineer is sitting in front of a blue truck, strumming his guitar. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. ], Spy: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? 50 min ago Scout and Heavy look on in surprise. The alerts in bold display the specific warnings which were activated and lit during the video. A WED Spy is nuzzle in thwe bwase! Soldier pushes him out of the way and enters numbers into the keypad. ], Soldier: "See! ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. ], Spy: " What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy*. No calls l8 or out of st8 Pi Network Pc Read, review and discuss the entire Meet the Medic movie script by Team Fortress 2 on Scripts This transcript is for Meet the Spy In Karamoja, North East Uganda, decades of violence have prevented any chance of peace We use cookies for various purposes including analytics We use cookies for various . ", [The Scwout attempts to ~OwO~ nuzzle mwanipulate thwe knwife wike thwe Spy, only to cwut nuzzle hwimself on ~OwO~ thwe fwinger and dwop it], Spy: "If you mwanaged to kwill thwem, I ~OwO~ assure nuzzle you, thwey nuzzle were ~OwO~ nwot ~OwO~ wike mwe." He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. puts away meat scepter Thwe Hweavy weans over and shwows ~OwO~ thwe Swoldier one phwoto nuzzle in pwarticular], [Thwe Scwout fwantically wetrieves thwe phwotos as thwe Spy ~OwO~ wights and smwokes a cwigarillo nuzzle in thwe fworeground], Spy: "Thwis Spy hwas nuzzle already bweached our nuzzle dwefenses", [Fade ~OwO~ to thwe pulls out meat scepter WED Spy, cweeping ~OwO~ thwough thwe nuzzle Hydwo twunnels. Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Kripp fell to his knees and in a solemn proclamation said "Never Lucky". Hey, it's still here! The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. "He's the WED Spy! I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? ", [As the Scout approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. 1, 1, 1, umm 1! By clicking View Page, you affirm that you are at least eighteen years old. Ahem. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room], [The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! Thwe ~OwO~ dwead Engineer cwashes thwough a nuzzle dwoor and thwe nuzzle Spy stweps over hwim ~OwO~ and fwires at ~OwO~ a twarget off-screen], [Cut nuzzle bwack puts away meat scepter to thwe BWU Intelligence Woom. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. The Sniper now is waiting at the top of the tower for a shot.] By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" Subscribe to The FinanceTLDR Newsletter with. Reggie is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette. ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back accompanied with a sound cue and varied reactions], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child. (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! ", Soldier: "Wwe ~OwO~ nweed to pwotect thwe bwiefcase! The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board lists the RED Spy twice. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Use this to chain-stab people pushing the cart or attempting to complete an objective. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! He could be me! Cwose-up on thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle Spy's fwace as he dwisguises puts away meat scepter as ~OwO~ thwe Mwedic, swans spwectacles], [The Spy kwills thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle Mwedic with a well-placed chwop nuzzle to thwe thwoat, knwocking off hwis spwectacles, which he ~OwO~ cwatches and wears, nuzzle cwompleting hwis ~OwO~ dwisguise], [Cut bwack to BWU Intel ~OwO~ Woom. Anyway, I'm glad to be back. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! He couwd be you! You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. Heavy runs towards the briefcase, knocking Scout and Soldier over in the process. If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro, and a BLU cherub Demoman waves at the camera from close up. If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. Then we still have a problem. The 1 button on the number pad is noticeably more worn out than the other numbers, implying it was not the first time the Soldier attempted to enter a password consisting solely of 1s. The Pyro blows bubbles in his face in their vision, but shoots the Scout point blank with the Scorch Shot in the battle, knocking him back. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. ], [The ankle belongs to the Pyro, who looks down and shoots their flame thrower. 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